Shut up I'm talking

Shut up I'm talking

I'm king loser. Deal with it.

Why did I have an allnighter? Idk

sashagreys:

amy’s soon to be new girlfriend got me like karma who???

She didn’t cheat on me but it felt like it

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via seedy)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via seedy)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via intensional)

disappears:

I think Tumblr has changed my whole personality and lifestyle 

(Source: danger, via fake-mermaid)

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