Shut up I'm talking

Shut up I'm talking

Vodka + weed + Chinese food + the beach = perfection
Hi, I'm Kyle

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear


Answer:

asian:

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

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suturestitch asked: May I have some otters, please? Thank you ^^


Answer:

thecutestofthecute:

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